5 E3 2014 Wii U Announcements That Will Make My Panties Wet

By Michael Sobrevega On 13 May, 2014 At 11:59 PM | Categorized As Articles | With 10 Comments

5 E3 2014 Wii U Announcements That Will Make My Panties Wet

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It is not long now until the biggest gaming even in the calendar year is upon us. Like every other year, I expect big announcements at E3 2014 from Nintendo. After the abysmal year the Mario Company had last year – I bet Ninty has something extraordinary behind the curtains. To be honest – I am expecting giant nuclear Bullet Bill Bomb this year.

With the certain confirmation of Zelda Wii U, a live Super Smash Bros For Wii U Tournament and Wii U’s NFC proposal (likely Pokken Fighter) – E3 2014 is certain to be orgasm inducing for many Nintendo fans with these games alone. However, surely there are more new Wii U games to be revealed. I have a personal wishlist of Wii U games – if one or two of these games are announced – I will no doubt wet my panties from sheer excitement.

Here are 5 E3 2014 Wii U announcements that will make my panties wet.

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Star Fox Wii U

I sincerely hope that Starfox has not been delegated to forgotten franchise by Nintendo. Apart from the 3DS remark of Starfox 64, it has been far too long since Nintendo fans have played an original Starfox title. With the resurgence of smaller franchises (relative to Nintendo’s biggest IP’s) such as Kid Icarus and Pikmin – Starfox has a high chance of making a comeback. The action packed gameplay that the series is known is something the Wii U could use to appease the crowd that love to shoot shit. Plus, Star Fox is the sort of title that can use the gamepad in interesting ways.  In fact, I have written an entire article on it last year –  “Do A Barrel Roll! Ideas for Star Fox Wii U”. I want a new Star Fox game complete with eye burning HD visuals, adrenaline inducing dog fights and jaw dropping Space Armada battles. However, I  have one condition – Fox has to stay inside the cockpit of the Arwing. I am not settling with any of the Starfox adventure crap again!!!

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Eternal Darkness Wii U

Alongside SSBM – Eternal Darkness was one of my first GameCube games, and forever became one of my favorite games of all time. The core gameplay hasn’t aged well, but the insanity effects and the sublime lore of the ED franchise is certainly something I would like to see Nintendo revisiting with a new entry. Furthermore, a game with dark themes and mature subject matter would add much needed variety to the Wii U. Like Star Fox, Eternal Darkness can be a series that can showcase the appeal of the Wii U GamePad. If you Read my article -Imagining Eternal Darkness Wii U – the GamePad has the potential to be a tool to enhance gameplay, ambience and the overall experience of the player. I would be absolutely elated if Eternal Darkness Sanity’s Redemption was announced for the Wii U.

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 No More Heroes 3

I have a love hate relationship with the No More Heroes franchise. I love the characters, the story, the humor, the foul language and the wacky doodle boss battles of the No More Heroes games. On the other hand – I pretty much hated everything else in between. Nevertheless, I would like to revisit Santa Destroy once more – slicing up goons, performing suplexes, and fighting incredible boss battles. Not to mention Sylvia tickles my fancy! Imagine that body in HD! Liberation!!!!

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F-Zero Wii U

Unfortunately, F-Zero appears to be a dead franchise. It has been almost a decade since we have had a new game in the F-Zero series – a new installment is long overdue – that is, if Nintendo is willing to take a financial risk on what is a niche hardcore title. However, an insanely difficult and high speed racer, that would benefit from a relatively strong online infrastructure on the Wii U. Besides, F-Zero would look stunning running on the Wii U, especially if they can achieve 60FPS.

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A  Shooter from Miyamoto

Nintendo has dipped their fingers on almost every genre that the gaming industry has to offer. Funnily enough, but not surprising, Nintendo has been successful in making a quality games in each genre. However, one area of weakness for Nintendo is the First Person Shooter (FPS) and Third Person Shooter (TPS) games – a genre which Nintendo is heavily dependent on third party partners to provide. Miyamoto did once say that he wanted to make an FPS. Perhaps, Miyamoto’s new IP is a FPS game. Anyway, I would like to see Nintendo challenge themselves, and put their own spin on the shooter genre (that is not Metroid Prime). The project will be so left field, that it will surely pique the interest of the game and is certain to get yours truly excited, and could be a positive sign that Nintendo is willing to try new things.

 

About - Michael is the proud owner and Editor-in-Chief of Mii-gamer.com! He has a Bachelors Degree with First Class Honors ( try to guess his Degree), and has been writing about video games for many years. His favorite Nintendo franchises include the Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Bros. and Pokemon. When Michael is not playing video games – he is usually outdoors riding kangaroo’s, playing cricket or sleeping (or doing all three at the same time).

  • disqus_pMsQpsXlMr

    metroid prime is a 1st person shooter adventure, echoes even had multiplayer, it’s a great franchise, so yea, nintendo has every genre.

    • maxleresistant

      It has, but sadly it doesn’t use them all anymore

      • disqus_pMsQpsXlMr

        the 3ds had seem to me like a revival of old franchises, a beacon of hope for nintendo gamers, kid icarus revival, luigis mansion, star fox 64 3d, i hope they continue this trend in both the 3ds and wiiu, metroid 3ds, yes please.

        • maxleresistant

          Me I would love to see a 1080° and a Wave Race on WiiU

          • disqus_pMsQpsXlMr

            where they really that good??

          • maxleresistant

            I didn’t play the GC version of 1080° But Wave Race 64, 1080° on N64, Wave Race Blue Storm. They were all amazing and developped internally by Nintendo

          • disqus_pMsQpsXlMr

            wow, still got tons of great games I haven’t played, still haven’t played those you mentioned or majors mask, and metroid prime 2.

          • maxleresistant

            All three are pretty quick to finished. They had good replay value but not much content. But at the time it wasn’t a deal breaker.
            Majora’s mask is amazing, I really hope for a HD remake of this one. Metroid prime 2 is great, the Game takes more liberty with the metroid séries and the result is a weird dark and awesome Game. Loved it

          • disqus_pMsQpsXlMr

            that’s exactly the reason I haven’t play major’s, I think they will unveil a 3ds remake, I mean they already have the engine for ocarina 3ds.

  • Nintengoth

    yes to all! hehe what about metroid though?